Friday, December 18, 2009

Peasant!

The answer to any question that we have for the government is the same:
"Shut up peasant!"

Thursday, December 17, 2009

Evil Politicians

Turns out that evil politicians are using global warming
(Carbon taxes)
-to enslave the entire world
Can't say I'm all that surprised

Monday, December 14, 2009

When I Close My Eyes

Sometimes...when I close my eyes
I see the universe
Or at least our solar system

If You're Reading This...

If you're reading this,
you might be on an inward journey too
Or maybe you like my writing
or you might think I'm unique
Or you wonder about me
Regardless, it appears we are exploring this uncharted ground together

Sunday, December 13, 2009

Children of the Earth

Why are we not all playing and laughing?
That's what we're supposed to do
because we are children of the earth

Friday, December 11, 2009

Jerk

I think I'm beginning to be less of a jerk than I used to be
I'm not sure if being a jerk is genetic or a result of a rough childhood
It doesn't matter, because one can always work at becoming a better person

What I Wish For Twitter

I wish people would be more real
and reveal more of their inner-selves on twitter

Sunday, December 6, 2009

Strange Habit

I'm a fucked up fucker in a fucked up world
who has a strange habit of telling the truth

Thursday, December 3, 2009

A Sense of Humor

Most Americans are shit poor
This is a fascist dictatorship
We're all fucked
A sense of humor will save us all